| Lawyers on a flight |
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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Free haircuts |
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A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God’s work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Some last minute requests |
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A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How long have I got?" The physician replied that he doubted that the man would survive the...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Replacing lab rats with lawyers |
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The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawyers instead of rats in their experiments. Naturally, the American Bar Association was outraged and...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Unreasonable bill |
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A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement included this item: "Was walking down the street and saw you on the other side. Walked to the...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Here's your fee schedule |
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A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule. "Al right," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417.58 cents each month for the next...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| There are no honest lawyers |
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A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Solving a dispute |
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Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It’s my nut!" The...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Ounces of brain for sale |
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A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Excess billing hours |
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A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| That's a real bargain |
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A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Or bury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice,...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Consultation fees |
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A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| You won't go to jail |
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A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defence. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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