A sardar ji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardar ji. Iqbal...

Two Sardar ji, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the American Astronauts. One said to the other, "What's the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are...

A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At the next railway station, the driver was...

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay. One is a Mallu, the second is a Bengali and the third is a Sardarji. Every day all the three meet in the lunch...

A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR

On a ROMANTIC dare sardar's girl friend asks him, "Darling on our engagement will you give me a ring?" Cooley replies: Ya sure, what's your phone number.....

A man came running in to the sardar's office and cried- "Santa ! Your daughter has died" Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor . . . . . At 50 th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter! . . ....

A SARDAR went to a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to DELHI for filling up. You know why? FORM says " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".

Sardar: why are all these people running? Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

One day Sardarji was driving his new car. Suddenly, he collided with a bicycle. The accident caused much damage to the bicycle and the guy was furious. Sardarji ran towards him mumbling apologies,...

Sardar complained to his friend about his wife "My wife never agrees with anything I say. And we have been married for six years." Mrs Sardar (Rajsi) intervened, "Not six we have been married for...

One young man went for an IAS Interview. "When did India get independence? " He was asked. "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied. "Who was responsible for...

In a Test between India and Australia, a fiery Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our sardar, walked slowly to the crease, not feeling unlike a lamb at the slaughter...

A Teacher lecturing on population: In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

Sardar : I haven't slept all night in the train. Friend : why? Sardar : Got upper berth. Friend : why didn't you exchange? Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..