In battle Sardar was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket. Do you know why he wear mosquito net? ? ? ? Saradar replied O jis wich machar nai war sakda goli kithon lange gi.

A Sardar and his wife were waiting for train. At the same time Lucknow mail comes at the platform Sardar bhag k train mein charha OR apni wife se bola jab Lucknow female aye to tum bhi aajana

Teacher: How do you differentiate "wife" and "mother"? Sardar said: Before marriage we sleep with "mother" and after marriage we sleep with our "wife".

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa ? Wife replied him back: Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? Sardar said: 3 months only. Wife: Aur...

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: Why are you standing here? Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon Wife: To jao na..! Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

Sardar Bunks office and goes to home. He saw his wife is busy with his BOSS. He comes back to office and says, "baap re bap, BOSS ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta".

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: I am sick, and will not work. BOSS SMS back to sradar: When I sick I kiss my wife.So you can try it. 2 hours later sardar sms 2 to his BOSS: I am OK and your are very...

Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!" Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE! ------------------------------------- Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop....