| Two Cannibals |
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Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path. Before long, along came this little old man. The...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Husband's Great Gift |
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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Things Only Women Understand |
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10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes 6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Factory Workers |
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In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on the manager and asked him, "Why is it you limit your...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| New Women's Study |
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There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting. 85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married.. 10% of women think their ass is just as...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| New Relationship Book |
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"My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: 'Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong.'" - Unknown
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| The bum on a street |
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A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Dating hints for men |
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Dating hints for gentlemen There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date... I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Men advising women |
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Advice From Men To Women ...Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ...If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on, that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...Don't...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Computers are female |
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The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 4. Even your smallest...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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| Modems beat women |
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Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman: 1. A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it. Getting a modem to obey you is as simple as typing "AT". 2. When you're done...
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Joke Added: Jul 26th, 2009
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