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Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"
Banta : Nahi Pape, it's my HELLO TUNE!
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Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa you will die.
Santa: No you will die because you haven't heard that train is coming on platform?
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Sardarji, tell me what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
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Sardar: Should i buy tickets to my children.
Conductor: Yes only if they are above 8.
Sardar: Thank god i have only 6 children.
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Sarder ji went in an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
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Sardar ji.. Says I Love you to his girlfriend and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend: What is this?
Sarda Ji.. O ji, I am falling in love.
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha ki tumko A,B,C Aati hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif, Be,Main atta ha. |
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Joke Added:Aug 9th, 2009
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