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| 12 Step Recovery Program For Web Addicts | |
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3. I will get dressed before noon.
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Web.
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Web-deprived.
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Web.
7. I will read a book... if I still remember how.
8. I will listen to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Web.
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10.I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11.I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my check book because I was too busy on the Web.
12.Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime... and the Web will always be there tomorrow! |
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Joke Added:Sep 4th, 2009
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