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| If Bill Gates were to build cars... | |
* Owner's handbooks would have over 1300 pages and weigh over 3 pounds.
* Certain features would be unavailable on test drives (e.g. speeds exceeding 20Km/h, reverse gear, heater, etc).
* Guarantees would disclaim all promises that the cars were usable for travel.
* Opening the car door for the first time would signal acceptance of the guarantee terms.
* There would be a special "General car fault" indicator on the dash board.
* The car could only drive 5% of the roads, 10% of the time, without crashing.
* The steering wheel would have to be reinstalled every ten months. |
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Joke Added:Sep 4th, 2009
Views: 385 times
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