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A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert does not appreciate what I do for him!"
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding."
"No, mother," the young woman laments. "I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about how much I spent on it."
"Well, that is being miserly," the mother agreed, "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket? What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to cook it, I read the directions on the back and they said, "Prepare from a frozen state" so I had to fly Alaska." |
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Joke Added:Aug 12th, 2010
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