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A penguin walks into the shop

A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apple and the shop keeper says no.

The next day he again goes and asks for some apples, the shop keeper again says no.

The next day he again goes and asked the same thing and the shop keeper again says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for some bloody apples, I will nail your feet to the floor!!

The next day the penguin goes back to the shop and says "Have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no, so the penguin says "Well can I have some grapes then"!!

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Joke Added:Jan 21st, 2011
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